The End.

I broke up with my girlfriend on Monday. I realised that she was cheating on me, and that the only reason I was still around was because he lived a good four hours away. I deserve better than her, and I know that now. And I can tell you, when she tries to come back to me in a month like I'm fairly sure she will do, I know that I'm smart enough the not do it. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

So thanks to that, I'm feeling great. Got a week of vacation from work coming up, and that will be great fun.

-Patrick Fisher